Hospital Talk

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Hospital Talk
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

Th e second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'

The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was
born. Couldn't walk for a year.'